Welcome. Since you’re here, let’s clear something up before anyone gets weird.
This site is a public personal space. It contains unfiltered thoughts, random notes, photos, half-formed ideas, and a statistically significant number of cat pictures. It is not a product, a funnel, a brand activation, or a psychological experiment funded by a shadowy organization.
What I collect (and why, so the site doesn’t implode)
If you register or leave a comment, WordPress will collect some basic information such as your username, email address, IP address, browser type, and whatever words you decide to unleash upon the internet. This exists so accounts function, spam doesn’t eat the site alive, and conversations have at least a fighting chance of staying civilized.
I do not sell this information.
I do not rent it.
I do not barter it for coffee, crypto, clout, or “great exposure opportunities.”
Cookies (sadly, not the delicious kind)
This site uses only essential cookies required for login and commenting to work. These cookies do not follow you around the internet, whisper to advertisers, or report back to headquarters.
There are no advertising cookies.
There are no tracking pixels.
There is no algorithm judging you silently.
Analytics (boring, honest, and non-creepy)
This site uses Koko Analytics to answer extremely deep questions like “did anyone read this?” and “is this thing on?” Koko Analytics runs entirely on this site, does not use tracking cookies, does not identify individual users, and does not create profiles.
It tells me numbers, not names.
It knows traffic, not people.
It has zero interest in you as an individual.
What I absolutely do not do
- I do not run ads
- I do not track you across websites
- I do not build psychological profiles
- I do not sell data
- I do not spy on you, stalk you, or quietly observe you through a digital window
Server stuff (because the internet is still a machine)
Like every website that exists in reality, basic server logs may record technical information such as IP address, browser type, and access times. This is for security and keeping the lights on, not for watching you eat snacks at 2 a.m.
Third parties
There are no sketchy third parties lurking behind the curtain. If that ever changes, this page will be updated and you can make an informed decision about whether you still want to be here.
In plain English
You can read.
You can comment.
You can register.
You can leave.
Your data is not the point of this site.
Your existence is not being monetized.
Nothing here is that deep.
If you are still worried after reading this, you may be overthinking it, but you are free to exit at any time with no penalties, emails, or guilt-inducing follow-ups.
Now seriously.
Go look at the cats.